*Stupid And Funny Moments Cought On Tape*
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Something that I have wanted to do since I was very young was go around recording things (like people talking, noises and music). In April 2001 I finally got myself a microcassette recorder. I quickly started recording my friends and other people. Through a process of trial and error I began to figure out the best ways to record stuff (Large areas, room that echo, away from loud things like TV, music, crowds, machines and air conditioner units).
On this page you will find some of the funniest and dumbest things I have recoreded. Some of the it will make you laugh and some will leave you saying, that was really dumb, this guy is really stupid. All the audio files are RAW, UNCUT, UNCENSORED, REAL LIFE! Nothing is scriped or rehearsed. That is why the files sound the way they do. I only have the best sounding files online.
Click here to download a Microsoft Word file that has what is being said in may of my files. Desectation is advised!
All Files are in MP3 format
Warning: These files are UNCENSORED, they include foul language, profanity and refrences to drug and alcohol!
DESECRATION IS ADVISED!!
Two Stupid DJs / 3 / 0.6 MB - This is a recording from about two years ago of a friend and me in a class in high school call Engineering Tech. In that class we had diffrent module where we would lurn diffrent things (CAD, Mill, Radio, Robotics, Graphis, ect.). We were at the radio module where we would record music and our selves talking. One day while were talking and the teacher told the class it was time to clean up and this recording is what happend next.
Can I Get a Cigarette? / 3 / 0.7 MB - A friend of mine telling a story about how he asked the school administrator if he could have a cigarette. The story behind this is that he had just gotten cought with some drugs at school. He knew he was in a lot of trouble and the administrator had his only pack of cigarettes.
Ice Cream Man / 4 / 0.5 MB - This one is of me tell my friend about how I think the ice cream man is a child molester because he is driving a normal passenger van. But he doesn't think so.
Ice Cream Man 2 / 3 / 0.2 MB - The ice cream man is back
It's a Butt / 3 / 0.7 MB - Me and two other people having a conversation about a picture of a person laying down in a magazine and how it looks like you can see her butt.
Bus Drive Has Porn / 2 / 0.5 MB - I recored this one when I was on a trip in Europe. It is of me telling some people about how a guy named Michael told me that our bus driver has porn on the bus.
First Night in America / 2 / 0.3 MB - Just a person telling about his frist night in America.
Condoms / 2 / 0.4 MB - I also recorded this one when I was on that trip in Europe. A guy is asking me why I didn't bring any condoms on the trip and me telling him that I didn't need to (I can't get layed). Also a third guy joins the conversation.
Screw House / 4 / 0.5 MB - My friend Andrew telling talking to someone on the phone about how one of his room mates brothers comes over with his girlfriend all the time just to screws her and then leaves. Also has me asking some questions.
Jimany Cricket / 3 / 0.8 MB - Just me and my friend in the movie theater talking about Jamie Lee Cirtus and Jimany Cricket.
Where is Hondures / 3 / 0.5 MB - A stupid conversatin about a coin someone found from Hondures.
Stupid Talk #3 / 3 / 0.4 MB - Just me and my friend goofing around in the movie theater
Stupid Talk #6 / 2 / 1.6 MB - A few stupid conversation about recording some porn and other stuff off Japanese TV and some other stuff.
Stupid Talk #8 / 3 / 1.0 MB - The name says it all.
Nude People (Story) / 2 / 0.3 MB - Just a stupid story about seeing some nakid people in Can Cune.
I Get More / 2 / 0.4 MB - A conversation about jacking off and other stuff.
Don't Need A Cell Phone / 2 / 0.4 MB - Just me and my friend in the movie theater again having a conversation about how I should get a cell phone and me telling them that I don't need one.
I have A Porn / 3 / 0.4 MB - I recorded this one on that trip to Europe. It is of me telling some of my friends that a guy name Michael gave me a porno video because it owed me some money (the porn didn't work, I didn't really expct it to since it was European).
Shut Up! / 2 / 0.9 MB - Another one that I recorded on that trip to Europe. This one is of some guys being mean to the youngest kid on the trip.
Beer But Chicken (Story) / 2 / 1.08 MB - My friend telling a story about how his dad was making beer but chicken and needed some beer, but their wan't any because my friend drank it all.
I'm So Wasted / 4 / 2.3 MB - Just my friend doing an versoin of Adam Standler's I'm so wasted, I think.
Piss Story / 3 / 0.22 MB - This one is just stupid
Did You Ever See Ferris Bueller? / 4 / 0.5 MB - I recorded this one while on that trip to Europe in an elevator in the Eiffel Tower. It kind of reminded someone of Willy Wanka and someone else of Ferris Bueller and this recording is of their conversation with some other stuff too.
Room Number / 2 / 0.3 MB - Another recording from Europe about that guy Micheal. This time I am telling some people about how he said he didn't like our hotel room number.
Parking Lot Doctor / 3 / 1.9 MB - A friend of mine talking about how he had a guy --who said he was a doctor-- in a parking lot look at his balls because they were hearting
Stupid Letter / 2 / 0.7 MB - On that trip to Europe every one had to wright a letter to one person on the trip. This is a recording of the letter someone got.
Stupid Story #1 / 2 / 0.4 MB - The name says it all
Conversations #1 / 3 / 0.8 MB - Just a bunch of short conversations put into one file.
Drugs and Alcohol #1 / 3 / 1.2 MB - Just a bunch of short drug and alcohol clips put into one file
Drugs and Alcohol #2 / 3 / 1.0 MB - Just a bunch of short drug and alcohol clips put into one file
Stupid and Funny Moments #1 / 3 / 0.9 MB - Just a bunch of short clips put into one file.
Stupid and Funny Moments #2 / 3 / 0.9 MB - Just a bunch of short clips put into one file.
Stupid and Funny Moments #3 / 3 / 0.9 MB - Just a bunch of short clips put into one file.
Stupid and Funny Moments #4 / 3 / 1.21 MB - Just a bunch of short clips put into one file.
Stupid and Funny Moments #5 / 3 / 0.9 MB - Just a bunch of short clips put into one file.
Stupid and Funny Moments #6 / 3 / 1.11 MB - Just a bunch of short clips put into one file.
Stupid and Funny Moments #7 / 3 / 1.13 MB - Just a bunch of short clips put into one file.
Stupid and Funny Moments #8 / 3 / 1.09 MB - Just a bunch of short clips put into one file.
Stupid and Funny Moments #9 / 3 / 0.5 MB - Just a bunch of short clips put into one file.
My Equipment:
GE 3-5383 Microcassette Recorder
Small clip on mic I got off ebay. don't know the name or anything
MiniDisc MD-MT15
MiniDisc Pen Mic
Panasonic RR-QR80 Digital Recorder
RadioShack Ultra-Miniature Tie-Clip Microphone
Please send me an e-mail with your address if you would like me to send you a FREE audio CD-R with some of the clips I have online and offline.